smuuthbrane

joined 2 years ago
[–] smuuthbrane 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

He's going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it's more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don't try to understand how he thinks.

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 2 weeks ago

Keep them handy, I've had this model before and you will suddenly find yourself needing more BRRRRRTs very quickly.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is a surprise? You think we can't target tariffs?

[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 2 weeks ago

Amazing how young David Hasselhoff and Lionel Richie look. I never knew they collaborated.

[–] smuuthbrane 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they'd love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

[–] smuuthbrane 18 points 2 weeks ago

They should build a Canadian entrance and then board up the American one.

[–] smuuthbrane 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They could have pivoted and gone to e-commerce, but no, they stuck with the department store model, despite everyone else failing at it. Evolve or die.

Someone will buy the name and it'll "have a comeback", but the real deal is dead. Sad, yes. Worth saving? No.

[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is taxidermy that goes HARD.

[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rapid vacillation between the two.

[–] smuuthbrane 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly. Why open another app?

[–] smuuthbrane 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

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