smuuthbrane

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] smuuthbrane 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do, ecosystem collapse due to human activity is actually hastening the return of the Saviour?? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more of a choose-your-own-adventure kind of thing. Do you:

  1. spray the room and everything and everyone in it?
  2. sacrifice your shirt sleeve and possibly your lap as well?
  3. hope your hand or hands can contain it all?
  4. let loose on the floor, where only the floor and possibly your footwear is at risk?
  5. Bellagio Fountains, everyone gets to participate!
[โ€“] smuuthbrane 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember this. Back in the heyday of Chrysler concepts. This was near, but the 4-door Lambo concept was the one I'm mourning.

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[โ€“] smuuthbrane 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope Cheeto visits Canada. I'll make sure to have some nice over-ripe durians ready to balistically gift to his face.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 80 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Heather doesn't lock her computer when she walks away. Don't be like Heather.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Screw that limited thinking, we're turning these things into skyscraper windows. Sure, your world will look green and murky, but you won't need blinds, and you'll get much needed oxygen into that dusty old cube farm you call "work".

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it is.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren't ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 6 points 3 weeks ago

Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it's impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don't actually burn, that's just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.

Prove me wrong.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is "I'm obese, have a job, but also a budget".

[โ€“] smuuthbrane 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm tempted to get a tattoo in a clean sans serif font that says "keming".

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