smuuthbrane

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EMERGENCY ALERT! ________ INBOUND TO WYOMING. TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

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Metal is plastic. in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 34 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn't mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Cheese lime onion 7-Up aspic in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 1 month ago

Nothing, frankly. We're working around it at best.

Cheese lime onion 7-Up aspic in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hear me out - add a bunch of avocado to this, and you'd have a gelatin cheesy guacamole dip. Might be a bit on the sweet side, but this may not be irredeemable.

Cheese lime onion 7-Up aspic in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 1 month ago

You're right, you don't.

It's even worse than you think.

Pizza Hawaii Level 2 in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn't melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

Scotty, Beam Me Up, FAST! in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 1 month ago

Fascinating.

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 12 points 1 month ago

If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

Laptop is depolymerizing -- how can I remedy this? in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 1 month ago

Scrubbing the affected area with a paste made from baking soda and a small amount of water will remove the sticky parts and get you back to good base plastic. What you do from there is up to you.

Perhaps a spray can of truck bed liner would be more durable and prevent the base layer from degrading further.

Be (a)ware when consuming your spooky treats! (Applies to all oral meds) in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 1 month ago

Why burn your food for that harsh crunchy texture? Just eat activated charcoal instead, no need to spend all that time and money burning food, just pure taste sensation!

Sleep habits in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 28 points 2 months ago

Bullshit. There are way more spiders in suits of armor than there are on my body.

Locked in rule in c/[email protected]
[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ever tried turning the handle up?

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Chowdered Donut (self.foodcrimes)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by smuuthbrane to c/machinist
11 comments fedilink
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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Uh, ok, I forbid it. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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That color reminded me of something… (sh.itjust.works)
 

Once I realized I had to complete it.

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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (self.jerboa)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (self.jerboa)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (self.main)
submitted 1 year ago by smuuthbrane to c/main
7 comments fedilink
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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