smee

At least I'm not being boiled alive

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All we wanted was a Windows 7 with a modernized GUI.

What? No, keep it the same but keep on supplying security patches. The whole "modernized GUI" was what gave us the wonderful new GUI of Windows 8!

What must his life be like?

Full of testosterone supplements and cheating.

Places I'll never work: Seedy bars, high-stress business jobs, Norway, parachute testing companies...

Welcome to hell.

https://thenorwayguide.com/julebord/

The problem with the Norwegian julebord tradition is that it is not only used for eating nice Christmas food, but it’s also just as common to use it as an excuse to get very drunk.

Coworkers getting very drunk together also tends to be a bad idea in general, and the julebord tradition is known to have many controversies. Not only is it the most likely place for someone to hook up with a coworker, but it’s also known to be a breeding ground for workplace conflicts and sexual harassment.

Linear A

It's clearly written in a circle. 🤨

I always wondered why there weren't any nuke batteries available. We have had the technology for decades.

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/nvidia-breakfast-bytes-are-now-available-at-dennys-if-you-want-to-experience-the-breakfast-of-geniuses

I've never tried RISC-V but I still need my fix!

IIRC Portugal wasn't aware of the vast landmasses to the west and felt they got the better deal, Spain only getting a sliver of land and some grey areas on the map.

But big papa should have gone "I think it all belongs to the church and if you disagree, you go to hell." Much like how the church got wealthy in the first place, "Put us in the will and your sins will be forgiven."

I see you're into whipping llama ass.

Back in my day it was all about Nick Cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSdxy3nNBeg