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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a lake in the early morning)
be me
22
visiting parents
see younger sister for first time in years
13yo TikTok kid who listens to the same 5 songs
spend day driving around and listening to music with her
have drinks with dad that night
spend night in basement office
room is below hers
hear her listening to a bunch of the songs I played in the truck
I feel accomplished as a big brother.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)
be me
be loser who drives a delivery van all day
work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
puppy is sad when I go to work
have idea
I will take puppy to work with me
Next day put puppy in van
Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
Have never had this much enjoyment of work
Thank you puppy
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a pencil sketch of a girl looking at a flower)
finals are near
cant concentrate on studying because a lot of stuff in my mind lately
first exam is on thursday, history.
fuck.png
talk to mom
i love my mom
"i used to love history, fem-anon. stayed up until 4am reading everything i could, it's beautiful"
she motivates me to study thanks to her passion
read first topic
hey, this ain't that bad
be thrown aback because dates and weird ass names
mom comes in room
"i made you some roasted chestnuts"
be one of my favourite winter desserts
"continue studying sweetie, good luck! i know u can do it!"
im gonna do this for you mom. im gonna have the greatest grades i can achieve. i love you mom. i'll make you proud, i swear.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a grape vine bearing two luscious bunches of green grapes)
be me
live in california
extremely hot lately
out for a walk because i need exercise
taking dirt path
come across a short Mexican man selling fruit with his son
browse his fruits, they're all ripe and juicy
man and son are both just smiling at me
I realize i don't have my wallet
try to explain that i have no money and start to turn to leave
hear them talking in rapid-fire Spanish
then the man hollers "Senor! quieres uva?"
don't know what "uva" is but i say yes
he hands me a bunch of green grapes like picrel
i try again to say i have no money
then the son says "he know, he say you look hungry" in broken english
thank them over and over
eat the grapes on my walk
literally the best grapes i've ever eaten
if i ever see them again i'm going to pay them 5x the cost of those grapes. thank you senor uva
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe wearing a blue starry wizard hat and holding a star-topped wand)
at a stop light
light is red
"go green.... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
turns green
my-face-when
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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Bug Bro", with a photograph of a praying mantis)
15 year old daughter suddenly got an extreme interest in mantises
decide to buy her one
she cares for it like a baby, honestly surprised at her responsibility over her pet
she wants me to hold it but I don't wanna
eventually she wears me down and I do it
the damn thing looks me in the face
when it's not focused on the tricks she makes it do (jump from hand to hand, etc)
daughter tells me it can eat all sorts of meat
what the hell
feed it a piece of steak
IT EATS IT FROM MY HAND
have been bonding with the mantis ever since
I never thought I could get this invested in a bug.
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(A 4Chan "green-text" with a picture of Wojak)
my mom left school at 16 due to poverty
never showed much interest in books, music etc
retired last year
has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home
her enthusiasm for reading is so pure l feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days
she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that"
picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up
that-feeling-when she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends
that-feeling-when it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written
How to cope with this feel bros?
l love my mum so much.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of a seal plushie)
Title: my Christmas experience
be me
an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals
tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute
brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him
ast forward to December 25th
brother hands me a flat package
I think it's a shirt or something
I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about
I am very happy and tell him how much I love it
thanks brother
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be me
(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe wiping a tear from his eye)
in highschool
decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright
my friend and i approach him
"hey dude yeah wassup u alright"
he has like no one to talk to he gives in
6 months go by, we are talking like usual
since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me
also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times
overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school
eventually, we stop talking
no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway
fast forward months later
schools ended
check his instagram story
its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out
see it quite frequently now
proud of him
mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now
That would be correct. There are clearer ways that the data could have been displayed
It bothers me that they put 3 ‘L’s in “stroll”
Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?
Fortunately this is fake, it was made by Alan Wagner on Instagram who goes around sticking up posters like this. If it was real that last sentence would be seriously concerning, obviously.
Can a panther be born from two black panthers and not be black?
Based on my rudimentary high-school knowledge of alleles, the answer would be “yes” for some jaguar pairings, with a 25% chance of getting a regular jaguar in those pairings. It wouldn’t be possible for leopards.
I’m not an expert though so if I’m wrong feel free to correct me
OC isn't claiming that the shift in the industry is solely Apple's fault:
I don’t hate Apple but I do hate their influence
The reality is that what OC said is exactly what happened. Apple removed the headphone jack to coerce people into buying AirPods. Everyone else released their own wireless earbuds to compete, and also removes their headphone jacks for the same reason.
Lemmy can do this natively on instances running 0.19.0 or above, too.
He has a wife, you know
Yeah, they have a load of these radars at a military base near where I live in the UK. They’re called Radomes, but are commonly referred to as “The Golf Balls” around here lol
Blue Marlin is a semi-submersible ship, which means that it can lower itself partly underwater to allow its cargo to move on/off. The ship is designed primarily to move oil rigs around, with this being a special case. The radar itself is actually a converted oil rig.
Blue Marlin preparing to offload an oil rig:
Yeah, data could be skewed for countries with very low populations. That could be why Greenland is left out, despite data being available from the wikipedia page that the data is taken from.