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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Did he have a magnumus dongus?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He had a Biggus Dickus

[–] sjmarf 4 points 7 months ago

He has a wife, you know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Quite the colossal cockus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Romanes Eunt Domus!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Velikus tičus

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

That guy invented the salad?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My god, he's beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Peak masculine beauty

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

So they had glasses back then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Et tu, rum ham?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.

Brutus: She's mashing it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Don't listen to that Frank, it's a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's the serial killer meme all over again