The photo on the left is with makeup; the photo on the right is without. On the leftmost image the lips are more saturated and have more defined edges and there is more shadow around the eyes.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)
Be me in army
mandatory in my shitty country
first time we noob soldiers fire our guns
we lay in the ground and get ready
drill instructor yells "are you ready?"
i yell back "ai ai captain"
random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him
i yell again "oooooo"
random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)
dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor
we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving
i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
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(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)
be me, 9
own a toy firetruck
god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg
bring to show and tell
kids make fun of firetruck
go home tell dad
dad tells me not to worry about it
next day
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
"dad where are we going?"
"my friends want to meet you anon"
pull up to firehouse
dad told his firefighter friends what happened
get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen
get to honk real firetruck horn
my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
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(A 4Chan "green-text" with a picture of a Roblox Character dressed in shiny gold clothing)
be me like 12 years ago
someone asks me if I want robux
sure!
whats your password
its "ilovebeatles123321"
they log in
actually fucking get a transaction on my account
they buy me lifetime Outrageous Builders Club
800 Robux as well
literally just log out and then tell me to change my password
I still have no idea how my 13 year old self was not scammed
Hello world
It’s a milk bottle warmer; you can see the milk bottle sticking out of the top.
On macOS you can hold down ‘e’ to do this, too.
It says "hot surface do not touch" in full, actually. Braille uses single characters to represent some common letter combinations ("touch" is "t" + "ou" + "ch"). The words "do" and "not" are each contracted to a single letter ("d" and "n" respectively).
Birds have peckers
My father (who was in the armed forces) once got asked to fetch "the keys to the indoor mortar range"
A common “reason” for why student loans shouldn’t be paid off by the government is that it would be unfair to everyone who has already paid off their student loans.
Italy, Spain and Austria are in purple. “Mixed” means that there was a mix of left and right in various regions of the country.
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