sangriaferret

joined 1 year ago
[–] sangriaferret 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It wasn't broken. He just didn't use it. He dumped 339 bodies in the woods behind his crematorium. It took years for anyone to find out.

[–] sangriaferret 7 points 1 month ago

Oh there's plenty of people killing each other in the city too.

[–] sangriaferret 7 points 1 month ago

Christopher Marlowe

[–] sangriaferret 12 points 1 month ago

Taken literally, a gang shooting aimed at somebody about 10 feet from me. A friend nearly tackled me and dragged me into the bar I was standing in front of.

[–] sangriaferret 1 points 1 month ago

That's how you end up with laser cats.

[–] sangriaferret 4 points 1 month ago

Did he just drive around in circles all day, every day? Assuming he averaged 60 mph he would have to drive 14 hours a day for 30 days to get to that figure. Where the hell was he going?!

[–] sangriaferret 1 points 1 month ago

Whoa, I just listened to more of their stuff. I love it! Thanks for turning me on to them!

[–] sangriaferret 4 points 1 month ago

And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.

[–] sangriaferret 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

This guy is safe

[–] sangriaferret 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Delta you say?

[–] sangriaferret 11 points 1 month ago

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there's also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

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