rockerface

That entire link is irrelevant, so downvote is applicable. No point engaging in an argument that is fallacious to begin with.

Why, God?

Don't even get me started on breathing and eating through the same set of tubes

There's a difference between faith and organized religion. I have nothing against the former, but the latter brings only trouble

Both of my work laptops got one (they replace older models every few years, but it's all ThinkPads)

Takes like this is what gives soulslike players a reputation of condescending elitist gatekeepers. They don't even have a steep learning curve, early souls games are just janky in how they teach the player the basics.

Fake: Anon didn't have an ex-girlfriend

Gay: Anon had an ex-boyfriend

In case you're interested (you're probably not), even soulslikes games usually put the tutorial messages in one place where you can come back to them to reread them

At the speed of lightning!

"Greetings, Macrodata Refinement. I am your new floor manager, Mr. Tibbles"

That's the literal translation, "No problem" would be closer in terms of how the phrase is used.

I'm using that feature to read memes from German comms