redisdead

Look at them, driving so fast. Racing to be the first to the organ donation center.

Cop gets the gun by destroying the machine: cop is dumb

Cop doesn't get the gun and someone gets shot at: cop is dumb

Moral of the story: cop is dumb

Idk, republicans don't really seem to be a happy bunch.

Because they're trying to defend paedophilia.

When your hacked together CPAP sends asbestos directly into your lungs because Bob from maintenance had some spare time to fix it, you'll be crying about malpractice.

Oui?

Je pars du principe que quand tu ne comprends pas une affirmation simple comme 'signes religieux interdit', c'est que tu n'es pas normal.

"I wasn't interested"

We've had wired earbuds for longer than wireless ones, I've yet to read a story about one exploding into someone's ears.

Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short

To which I replied

'They are as long as they need to be.'

So she went 'A little warmth would help communication greatly' or some other bullshit.

So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with 'Hi,' and end with 'Cordially.'