Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

"hey guys look what I taught this idiot to do"

They're turning my gay frogs straight! It's unacceptable!

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Meet lumpy. Lumpy is swell.

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

Listen, superchief. If I piss in it it's a urinal.

Spooky pointillism

Probably a good sunburn buddy though.

That's why literasea is dangerous.