planish

joined 2 years ago

Monitor internet micro-cuts in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You might be looking for a "smoke test"?

How micro are the cuts? You might get pretty far with the "ping" tool without any fancy monitoring setup around it.

I wonder if it makes a click sound… in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 2 points 2 years ago

Sure it won't marbelize him?

[Vote] Which banner do you prefer? in c/agora

[–] planish 2 points 2 years ago

11

You can never have too many NPM modules in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 3 points 2 years ago

They might be 64 bit numbers.

What the actual F**k??? in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 7 points 2 years ago

It's not just that they've printed the code. I've printed code.

It's that they've printed a screenshot of the editor.

"Never get Drunk" pt2 in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"And that was the last photo we got of them alive, which is why it's so important to learn about the recovery position..."

One Large Hadron Collider in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 2 points 2 years ago

Gotta be worth a couple billion at least. It's only lightly used.

I'm just so tired after work in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 11 points 2 years ago

Can we have antiwork back

Ancient Greek Architecture in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 11 points 2 years ago

It's just survivorship bias: the buildings still standing thousands of years after everyone who wanted them died are the ones with just a fuckton of extra pillars holding them up.

Some fun facts with statistics in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who is drinking 1/12 of a liter of pool per hour?

Does Star Wars Kid still retain any value? in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry it was all in Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.

What are some ways Lemmy could be destabilized? in c/[email protected]

[–] planish 1 points 2 years ago

I am sorry on behalf of the other SJWs.