phlegmy

joined 10 months ago
[–] phlegmy 4 points 1 month ago

Or even worse, they might come to lemmy!

[–] phlegmy 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I definitely remember seeing that on lemmy somewhere. No idea where, but you weren't imagining it.

Edit: was it this?

[–] phlegmy 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They don't put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.

[–] phlegmy 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh? We're talking about percentages not multiplication. Where'd the 1.1 and .9 come from?

[–] phlegmy 16 points 1 month ago

Nah the dad was too strong to be brainwashed by the babysitter's sexual deviance. But those poor baby sperm overhead everything and became infected with the gay.

[–] phlegmy 1 points 1 month ago

You can blame @[email protected] for that one.

[–] phlegmy 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sped up song sample
"oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no."

robot voice
How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.

sped up sample
"oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no."

robot voice
my CAT. is so, cute!

[–] phlegmy 2 points 1 month ago

Careful, they might call you a nazi for saying that

[–] phlegmy 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because puddles aren't typically seen on walls

[–] phlegmy 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, fuck all the centrists! Who cares if any of them voted left in the last election.

[–] phlegmy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree that some things can be objectively immoral, but I think there's a lot of grey/subjective areas too.

Is it objectively immoral to not spend 100% of your free time helping others?

What about choosing to have kids instead of adopting?

Turning someone's life support machine off after they've been declared braindead?

Killing a serial killer in an act of self defense?

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