Huh? Alabama is so fucking screwed up they refuse to "kill" a frozen embryo because it's made in god's image. Still, they will not hesitate to execute a felon with the death penalty even though he is living and breathing already in god's image. Can someone explain this to me slowly? I'm old.

Something like 13.8 billion years from the Big Bang till I was born. Still not sure it was worth the damn wait.

I'd buy a pair if they let me shove them right up his fat ass sideways.

GOP.... pro-life before birth but pro-death (penalty) after birth? Confusing isn't it?

Isn't that a bit overkill.

1. Wear an eye patch
2. Buy a sword
3. Move to Somalia

He already lost. Is he clinically insane?

But he isn't a crook...

Sorry Elon, she won't sleep with you.

How do I give 500 upvotes?

Why? Biden showed that a real politician can win a primary without being on the ballot by winning New Hampshire. Oh, right, Trump isn't a real politician.

Only WASP life with a little Catholic included but just a little 😘

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”