neoman4426

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Then the bit with the ad read at the end for a drink powder that was apparently "Grandpa's ashes" flavor, realizing halfway through and being like "welp, that's staying in"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I always think about that time in the 90s cartoon where Xavier made Magneto relive the Holocaust. Like, dude was about to kill him and enact a genocide of his own, but still, damn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And then Vance is President? I'm not sure that's better, all the same horrible views, somewhat more coherent, has no idea how a human behaves, is on the record that if he'd been Pence he'd have helped with the coup

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Which 99.9% of the time "Enlightened Centrist" translates to "Right wing hack who is too embarrassed to come out and say it"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

One player would take lines she found funny and put them in one of those super flowey fonts over a fitting image. A couple I particularly remember

"I know how capes work okay? I'm a bear"

"He almost dies, but then he chooses not to"

"Is anyone a heavy sleeper?" "Yeah, I am." "But you're an Elf?" "Yeah"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Celsius and Fahrenheit agree on -40, but since they're scales that scale at different rates there's bound to be some value where they intersect rather than some meaningful number like Kelvin and Rankine being zeroed to Absolute Zero

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

He was never in remotely good mental health, but he's gone from "in the deep end of a pool, and he can't swim" to "In the middle of the Pacific Ocean (in an electric boat, and there's a shark nearby)" with how quickly he's declining

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

A reminder that they accidentally made it canon that whether or not Kermit exists is along the chain of causation that determines if 9/11 happens in the Muppet universe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No, but see, he didn't lose the election was stolen from him. Totally different /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Could theoretically simulate one by having a bot mod automatically delete all posts by certain users. No clue if that or any other sub actually does so, but who knows

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Depends on the state. Looks like Carter is registered in Georgia. According to an article from 2020 when Republicans were bald face lying that long dead people were voting a lot, someone from the Georgia Secretary of State's office is quoted as saying secrecy rules don't allow rejecting a ballot when a voter dies before Election Day.

“You can’t go back and get that ballot back out. It’s just physically impossible, given the privacy rules in our state,”. May or may not still be accurate, or may have never been accurate, but that's what the first article I found when searching says.

view more: next ›