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[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 minutes ago

Don't you realize you're speaking to the main character?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They're far from the only country to do this. Japan is the same way. Driving after even a drop of alcohol is illegal. It's technically even illegal to operate a bicycle with any alcohol in you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

My Nvidia card won't properly resume the display after suspend with the default suspend script, but if I correct the script file, every time aptitude updates the nvidia drivers, it restores the bad version of the configuration file. If you set the file immutable with chattr, aptitude throws a fit and goes into a broken state when it can't overwrite the file on a driver update.

So I keep a good copy of the script file in the directory, and in my pre-suspend script file I overwrite the main suspend script with the good version. Every single time.

[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 day ago (15 children)

"I like Eastern Europe as a whole because corruption is far more accessible," Tate said. "I find it offensive that a police officer in England will stop me and refuse to take a bribe."

Bet you're missing that guarantee of a speedy trial, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on how much you'd lose in the divorce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Great. Now do XVI and rebirth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (30 children)

This is some pro level trolling. She's gonna give some of them aneurisms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"Jeopardize" -> "put a complete end to"

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

It must be nice to have a government that takes reasonable action when the social contract goes wrong instead of "Thoughts and prayers. Here. Have more poorly trained cops."

 

Specifically thinking about The Little Match Girl and To Build a Fire

 

Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

 

It's called "CoinciDental"

 

Why would you assume I agree with something just because I said it?

 

Smugly satisfied pundit face

 

Sorry... the cold must be getting to me.

 
 

I'll post a complaint about this in 5 minutes when my phone's UI is responsive again.

 

You know you're unlucky when federal agencies get involved.

 
 
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My best prank and I won't even be around to see it

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