I'm a fan of Simon Whistler's various channels and my imagination went on a run the other day #SimonWhisker #DeclawingTheUnknown #Megapawjects
Exchange rotisserie chicken for entire homemade pecan pie, and yeah.
medusa
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True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.
Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"
Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.
You don't always have to fuck her hard...
The Ultimate Green Party
Rock it, my dude! Gender roles are for squares!
Also, have you heard of Mark Bryan? I swear that man puts any chance of me in a skirt to shame [doesn't stop me from trying though!]
Four Corners area. Navajo fry bread, I still dream about it. Also the Smithsonian has a Native American museum with a great cafeteria, all things considered. It was under renovation last time I went. I hope it still good, if not better.
Idea: George Bush's opponent doing a great dance.
Y'know. For the Al-Gore-rhythm.
Plouton was the god of wealth iirc so maybe him?
Inspired by Abe Simpson's newspaper clip: Old Man Yells at Cloud
Feed an image, and everything goes sideways. This is a new chat channel, starting with the first image shown... so why do they keep going sideways?
A vibrant and cheerful scene of a Waffle House restaurant painted completely in blue, set on a sunny day. The restaurant should be a single-story structure with a typical Waffle House design, but with its exterior walls, roof, and signage all in shades of blue. The scene should be lively and welcoming, with people walking around, some entering and exiting the restaurant, conveying a happy and busy atmosphere. The sky should be clear and bright, adding to the overall joyful vibe of the scene.
what
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very plump axolotl lying on its back with huge fat belly while snacking in beanbag chair, surrounded by chips, cookies, soda cans, bottles, crumpled paper, burger wrappers, food trash, digital art, cartoon, bold colors white background
Dread Queen Persephone greets Medusa in Elysium with a glass of crimson wine.
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Jesus the Cleric, Santa the Rogue, and Kringle the Druid on their quest to find the meaning of Christmas.
(sh.itjust.works)
Santa's big belly was actually just bonus hidden loot this whole time.
The last one didn't come through for some reason. Round two!
I don't know which I enjoyed more: making these guys or my teenager's face upon viewing my creations 😆
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"Batman duckface selfie" turned into the most perfectly awkward middle aged dad Facebook profile photo [Midjourney]
(sh.itjust.works)
Bing on the other hand decided to channel Howard the Duck 🤣 😂
Partner: Was your prompt "Mrs Incredible" ???
...you try birthing unearthly abominations with your narrow-ass hips, boy.
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I am not personally aware of one, but that would be awesome