lostme

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I too salute our mushroom overlords

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Coconut goes :o

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You sure sound like a crazed gunman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It started with a massive earthquake in Japan already

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah? Well your father smelt of elderberries!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

'Til the very next day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Joke's on you, I am overthinking and making no decisions whatsoever

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Also her. It's just not the softest as there can only be one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I guess you weren't in a mood for a melody

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