kersploosh

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[–] kersploosh 117 points 1 week ago (7 children)

John Wayne was a turd who vocally supported Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon.

Spider-Man is based.

Gay beer is great.

I'm not seeing the downside here?

[–] kersploosh 5 points 1 week ago

I think they're hoping to attract remote workers from the cities. It's a historic town in a scenic area, so it has that going for it at least.

[–] kersploosh 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] kersploosh 6 points 1 week ago

I fixed the creaky sound in the bottom bracket of my commuter. Pulled off the cranks and bearings, wiped everything clean, then reinstalled with fresh grease. Also cleaned the accumulated dirt off of that area of the frame, and wiped off the chainrings, while I was at it.

[–] kersploosh 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the four most important goals of any activity.

  1. Looking good
  2. Feeling good
  3. Looking good
  4. Safety
[–] kersploosh 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know where in the world you live, but here in the US there is a decades-long trend of people abandoning group social activities in favor of individual activities. Robert Putnam wrote a whole book about it called Bowling Alone back in 2000. Organizations of all kinds have seen declining membership, from adult sports leagues to scouting organizations to PTA groups. If you can find a group of people dedicated enough to form and maintain a club, then you are bucking the trend.

[–] kersploosh 6 points 1 week ago

The population numbers in the article look seriously incorrect. They are way off from the census data cited in Wikipedia. For example, the entire county has never had 100k people, let alone the town.

[–] kersploosh 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a spoiler. Your Lemmy client isn't rendering it correctly.

[–] kersploosh 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I was working for an HVAC contractor and we did a job at a prison. We would work at night while all the residents were locked up and sleeping. We had a corrections officer escorting us the whole time. The hallways were all on the exterior of the building and lined with large windows. That allowed the guards in the towers outside to watch people moving within the building.

One night, in the wee hours of the morning, we're walking down the hallway when a red laser dot appears on the wall next to us. All of us contractors freeze instantly. We don't know what is happening and we DO NOT want to get shot. Our escort gets on his radio and tells the guys in the tower to stop fucking with us. The little red dot disappears and we go on with our night.

We were briefly afraid for our lives because some bored asshole prison guard couldn't resist flagging us with the muzzle of his rifle and teasing us with the laser sight.

[–] kersploosh 5 points 1 week ago (13 children)
[–] kersploosh 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of my kids just solved his first Rubiks cube!

And this morning my youngest walked into the first day of preschool with a big smile and a cheerful skip.

I'm super proud of my kiddos!

[–] kersploosh 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I'll have an ~~Air Tractor~~ Sky Warden.

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