johny

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

AI: “Put glue in your pizza.” UN: “Ow no! It’s sentient.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She was asked about this, and the reason was that it would be against the fire code to block both.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Dutch and the French both have many Belgian jokes (all along the lines that Belgians are dumb), but the funny thing is that many of the jokes actually originate from Belgium itself. They are jokes by the Flemish and Walloons making fun of each other that are then generalized to Belgians as a whole by the Dutch and French.

Source: https://youtu.be/_Ms37HuTZ9s?si=pWuSBO6-4GlIZPiZ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Say that to the English, (or rather to all of their victims). A boat has historically been a pretty effective medium for spreading negativity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I’m voting for the same party as a world-historic war criminal so like that’s saying something.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At first I was at least impressed that it came up with such a hilarious idea, but then it of course turns out (just as with the pizza glue) it just stole it from somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, and don’t forget to donate to be extra sure. Donate that little money you safe from your three sharing economy jobs (after you payed your rent to Blackstone) to the Democrats, so they can pay a consultant ghoul a six figure salary to think of a new way to market genocide denial.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

And the way to change it is to Vote Vote Vote! Vote for the Democrats! This time they are really gonna do it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You could word it that way, or you could say: man who was driven everywhere by a chauffeur formalized the taking over of shared pedestrian spaces to car only spaces.

Also I have yet to learn of a member of the skull and bones society that was a good person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it”, in this case refers to the safari club.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

He’s a venti piece if sh*t.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If he wasn’t running for president this dude would be hilarious.

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