Cos they ain't never learned nothin' from Joseph de Maistre. This is hardly new.
jaemo
joined 2 years ago
Trump administration: figuratively lobotomizes the population by destroying their education, essentially imprisoning they in this cycle forever.
Americants: MOAR! MURK BIMURICA GRAPEAGGIN!
Simple. I have access to an oscillation overthruster and a Ford pickup.
Great welcome to the club most of us were born into and had zero chance of leaving.
Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!
Elon Musk's atoms are poorly arranged for maximizing utility to the human race and would be better served if they were rearranged into fertilizer for feedcrops. At present they are just in a cloud of un-thought. Utilitarianism must be respected.
You're not wrong, it's only just recently that I can see a car driving with Canadian flags in it and not think "They actually support Trump".
But real talk, I think most of us up here see right through that paper thin veneer of faux patriotism they had. They bleated on and on about how they were standing up for our freedoms but all of them would fellate the crop of Nazis currently running roughshod on personal liberty in the USA.
They left out the Trelon administration.
cooking-phasers
baconaxe
foot-therapy
Are my current guys.
Good. Maybe the American voters need to learn shit the hard way.
Consider the silver lining: suffering and toil puts hair on your chest and builds character. Think of how much personal growth you're all about to be forced to go through! The chucklefuck American voting public chose this shit-covered reality. So collectively this is what you wanted. Hope you enjoy it!
None of you get a free pass from Canadians. None. Not anymore, not ever again. We ain't fam anymore.
Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?
Nuke the woke unborn baby gray whales with AIDS for Jesus! Collect all 6!