jaemo

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[–] jaemo 6 points 1 week ago

Cask of Amontillado style. I love it. Last thing we do before sealing the air vents is chuck a stinkbomb in it.

[–] jaemo 4 points 1 week ago

"Police academy 2" taught me that in America, talk is cheap.

[–] jaemo 4 points 1 week ago

What would you have us do?

I'd have you start with humility.

You ALL NEED IT, as you are a nation utterly bereft of shame as has been demonstrated again and again.

[–] jaemo 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think they really mean it would be inhumane if you consider the problem vis-a-vis the yardstick most Americant capitalists measure their "humanity" by, ie: less dollary-doos for them.

[–] jaemo 6 points 1 week ago

Yep but contains 100% more inner monologue than would ever be recorded in the slow, tremulous sine wave that is Trump's EEG.

[–] jaemo 3 points 1 week ago

Really Elon, it's pretty obvious. Hard to imagine that a genius like you does nazi why we hate your ass.

[–] jaemo 1 points 1 week ago

Of course you would! As an Americant, we are well acquainted with the scales you things use to impart value on the universe. We all know it's dollars. We know you're a shallow, transactional thing who has no capacity for self-reflection or any internal state other than "ME WANT MORE STUFF". It's trite, boring, predictable and consistent with my beliefs that you're a weird, big-forehead-having subspecies (heavy emphasis on sub here). Homo sapiens americantus: the fail ape.

[–] jaemo 2 points 1 week ago

Very true, and also a valid point. I think they'd have a hard time concealing their intent in advance, either through a hamfisted Freudian slippage (fucking QED amirite?) or just too much info too hard to hide. A truly effective surprise strike would come without warning, mid-whatever-reality-show the placated population is bringing on.

[–] jaemo 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have lots of problems with that. I don't want anything to do with any of you fuckhole Americants. We don't fucking need you, but you asswipes just can't go a day without trying to take what's not fucking yours, you fucking kleptos.

Fuck all the way off, and once there, eat every bag of dicks.

[–] jaemo 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is SUCH an important point. The biggest and most painful band aid that needs to be pulled off is the cultural one. Our collective cultural identity has been steadily, gradually eroded by the loud, brash braying that the asses to the south continually emit day in day out. If it's not clear to us by now, Americants don't view anyone outside of their bubble as real people, or anything beyond a thing to be exploited. A means to their end.

The crucial realization though is that they absolutely depend on the their cultural exports to validate and legitimize their global behavior. A product and service boycott is good. A global cultural boycott that utterly repudiates their entire way of life is what's required though.

[–] jaemo 28 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus fuck already. Why can't this fuck hole skip to the bullet-temple, doused-in-accelerant, ignited-in-a-ditch phase of his life. He's so fucking thirsty for it.

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nuke the woke unborn baby gray whales with AIDS for Jesus! Collect all 6!

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