ilovededyoupiggy

joined 2 years ago
[–] ilovededyoupiggy 9 points 1 month ago

Setting my Teams status to "disturb me not" forthwith.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen, lad. I built this restaurant up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was an empty lot. Other franchise owners said I was daft to build a pizza restaurant on this corner, but I built it all the same, just to show em. It went bankrupt. So I started a second one in the same building. That went bankrupt! So I started a third one in the same building. That got infested by rats, shut down by the health department, then went bankrupt. But the fourth one... stayed open!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like it, but my phone plus case (also 3d printed in tpu) is a bit less than 14mm thick, and your description on Printables says up to ~11mm. Would totally print it if you had a slightly thicker version for phones in cases.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that doesn't work out, B&E becomes an even worse idea. If you ask the guy to get your PlayStation back, and he says no, and then the PlayStation magically disappears from his locked apartment 2 weeks later, who do you think they're gonna come looking for?

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First gen Pentium seems like it would be overkill for a scientific calculator but I guess they had to offload those chips somehow.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 2 months ago

Hmmm, I'll have to check them out, thanks.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just checked and my three aren't on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I've ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I'm gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 2 months ago

I'd be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that's a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to "until it runs out" for that one.

Any crayons that aren't Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 2 months ago

Nice try, kidnapper!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 2 months ago

Mamma has seen some shit.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not sure I've ever seen #5 with the clip still intact.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 6 points 2 months ago

I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word "chicken" have been replaced with "cock."

Some sections/chapters include:

  • Choking the Chicken
  • How to Stroke Your Cock
  • Cock of Ages

There's also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

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