Yeah, I get that schools/youth tend to skew more liberal, but everyone?! Out of that entire class, not one single kid except for Shooter McSnowflake on the red side? Seems hinky. Hell, even if the district went 65/35 liberal instead of conservative, I'd still expect at least a smattering of neocon kids, Bible thumpers, rednecks, whatever... Gotta be a handful of them, even if it's a small handful. Is the classmate misremembering? Intentional exaggeration? Just seems like this is trying too hard to push an angle, IMO. I'm just not sure what that angle actually is.
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Wait, so he's in a candy apple red district, but somehow every single person in his American History class was standing on the liberal side of the room during their little exercise? That little anecdote sounds a little fishy.
My cowboy boots, real ones from the 2010s, have heels.
I read that as "water elephant" at first.
Pretty fuckin scary just how literal that word is now, after the immunity ruling.
There's a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.
Man, that really sucks. I'd prefer the extended ones, naturally, but if my friend wanted to watch LOTR with me, I'd sit down and watch whichever one they've got, only question is who's got the popcorn.
I think they meant Adam West.
Oh jeez, now the trolley problem has math?!
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I had this dumb idea last year after I noticed quite a few song titles started with "all my friends," decided to come back to it today and clean it up and reorder the songs to tell a story. Kinda. I mean, its a dumb story, let's be real here.
Runners up that didn't make the cut because their titles didn't start with exactly "All My Friends":
- Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are Metalheads
- Hank Williams Jr - All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight
There are also a couple songs called simply "All My Friends" but I was going for the things all my friends are, or are doing, so those didn't get included either.
And there are multiple versions of some of them, as well as, I'm sure, a handful more songs that start with it that I didn't catch. If your very favorite song in the whole world starts with "all my friends" and I missed it, I'm sorry about that.
Is that a cigarette from the Fifth Element?