ilovededyoupiggy

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that a cigarette from the Fifth Element?

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I get that schools/youth tend to skew more liberal, but everyone?! Out of that entire class, not one single kid except for Shooter McSnowflake on the red side? Seems hinky. Hell, even if the district went 65/35 liberal instead of conservative, I'd still expect at least a smattering of neocon kids, Bible thumpers, rednecks, whatever... Gotta be a handful of them, even if it's a small handful. Is the classmate misremembering? Intentional exaggeration? Just seems like this is trying too hard to push an angle, IMO. I'm just not sure what that angle actually is.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 1 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Wait, so he's in a candy apple red district, but somehow every single person in his American History class was standing on the liberal side of the room during their little exercise? That little anecdote sounds a little fishy.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 5 months ago

My cowboy boots, real ones from the 2010s, have heels.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 5 months ago

I read that as "water elephant" at first.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 5 months ago

Pretty fuckin scary just how literal that word is now, after the immunity ruling.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 13 points 5 months ago

Man, that really sucks. I'd prefer the extended ones, naturally, but if my friend wanted to watch LOTR with me, I'd sit down and watch whichever one they've got, only question is who's got the popcorn.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 5 months ago

I think they meant Adam West.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 5 months ago

Oh jeez, now the trolley problem has math?!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks, glad you like it!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 21 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I had this dumb idea last year after I noticed quite a few song titles started with "all my friends," decided to come back to it today and clean it up and reorder the songs to tell a story. Kinda. I mean, its a dumb story, let's be real here.

Runners up that didn't make the cut because their titles didn't start with exactly "All My Friends":

  • Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are Metalheads
  • Hank Williams Jr - All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

There are also a couple songs called simply "All My Friends" but I was going for the things all my friends are, or are doing, so those didn't get included either.

And there are multiple versions of some of them, as well as, I'm sure, a handful more songs that start with it that I didn't catch. If your very favorite song in the whole world starts with "all my friends" and I missed it, I'm sorry about that.

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