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Taylor Swift is the liberals' emotional support billionaire

Stop sawing their leg and put the gag back on

Ah, I am in fact an idiot who can't read good or do other things good

he seems like he was an open-minded guy.

Well that's certainly one of the takes of all time. He's widely acknowledged to have been racist even for his time

Yes, blame the victims, that always works well.

Microtransactions exploit the fact that some people have addictive tendencies. You won't "fix" that by making fun of those people.

Conservatives are so fucking weird

Didn't cry about it when we got told how nobody is a "real goth" anymore and everybody is just a filthy poser, but that is what got you all upset?

How about you fold your opinion so it's full of sharp edges and shove it up your pooper?

Like, accidentally or on purpose?

Or the one about how he got twisted into a knot

One of my favorite mispronounciations comes from the joke how there's 5 words in the English language with "meow" in them:

meow
meows
meowing
meowed
homeowner

I'm a happy ho-meow-ner

I am also here for the little fingies

Kiddo's middle aged – just not one to whine about language changing like it always fucking has