overview for garth

[–] garth 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

False tale lingers.
Boston scuba bong gone wrong
turned seven this year.

[–] garth 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Man man man man man
A Blåhaj haiku sandwich
Shark shark shark shark shark

[–] garth 11 points 8 months ago (9 children)

U

[–] garth 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Worthless sentinel.
The CCTV watches,
Yet sees so little.

[–] garth 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The trolls and tankies
cannot stop us. Lemmy grows!
We make this place thrive!

[–] garth 7 points 9 months ago

Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.

an animated gif from Wayne's World of Garth at a drum kit saying "Thanks, I like to play.

[–] garth 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.

[–] garth 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just proving I'm not a bot.

[–] garth 19 points 9 months ago

Therapy or no,
we all agree Elon can
eat a bag of dicks.

[–] garth 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This comment chain
Puts a big smile on my face.
Let's start something, fam!

[–] garth 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In the Peach State's halls
fear sparks a moral panic.
GOP runs wild.