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One ticket to death by snu snu, please!

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I’ve never felt like more of a pillow princess until reading that last sentence. Here I am waiting to be entertained while people like you actually take action. Good on ya.

Now back to my previously scheduled lurk…

Mario Mario got dumps of absolute steel! I bet I could do squats all day for a month and still not have half that level of cake.

“Cracker crust” is a fantastic phrase, and also yes!

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

As a native Chicagoan, do yourselves the favor of having tavern pizza instead of deep dish/stuffed pizza. Tavern pies are the real Chicago pizzas. Personally Beggars is my go-to.

And if you really must have this nasty slop of a pizza, try Pequods.

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

I just finally decided to ditch them this month, so not a ton of experience yet. I ran to Best Buy last night for the first time in years as opposed to ordering what I needed off Amazon. I miss the ease and all but I still feel like I’m making a good choice. There is no perfect company but fuck Amazon.

This reminded me of hell in the Constantine movie with Keanu Reeves, which happens to be my favorite depiction of hell.

Is it weird to have a favorite hell?!

But look at the dumps on that chicken. Thicc