explodicle

Whoever invented circular toilet seats and 1" long sink spigots.

We need an app to organize wildcat strikes without leaders. Ditching work isn't a crime and they're taking away our protections anyways.

Even then, I have no problem with self-employed people using it to make money. But if a corporation you work for does it: snitch and get that BSA payday.

Since there's an even number of sarcasm layers I appreciate your sincerity.

Words mean things

IMHO the younger one looks like "average guy, not an elite", which is what I think he's going for.

I want Shazam but it plays the inverse of the sound to cancel it out.

This brings me the same joy as being sprayed with unwelcome shit at Macy's.

And when he doesn't, that means we're not fighting with the same weapons.

Every time someone says GDP is good for "the economy", I mentally convert that to "the rich".

That doesn't make it medically unnecessary, though.

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