erusuoyera

joined 2 years ago
[–] erusuoyera 6 points 1 week ago

Suck my bollard mate.

[–] erusuoyera 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say "can't".

[–] erusuoyera 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Ask for your patience and understanding at this difficult time" sounds a lot like "we will be using this as an excuse to deny all claims until further notice."

[–] erusuoyera 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wasn't he, quite famously, born in Bethlehem?

[–] erusuoyera 1 points 1 week ago

The man seems to know what he's doing and, well, "might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb". Plenty more CEO's in the range.

[–] erusuoyera 6 points 1 week ago

He dropped the Amuse Bouche and knocked himself out on the table when he bend down to pick it up.

[–] erusuoyera 5 points 1 week ago

Hulkenberg is in the toilet with KMag sucking his balls for old time sake, Alonso's taking the picture and Stroll is in the kitchen licking the glasses clean.

[–] erusuoyera 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

IIRC the NK soldiers have been fighting (and dying) in the Ukrainian occupied parts of Russia, and haven't been deployed to the Russian occupied parts of Ukraine yet.

[–] erusuoyera 16 points 1 week ago

In ancient Rome, the sitting emperor often would choose a successor from, well anybody really, often not even a relation. They then adopted that person. If one has to have hereditary rulers, this seems a fairly sensible way to go about it.

[–] erusuoyera 3 points 1 week ago

Don't let the door skelp your arse on the way out.

[–] erusuoyera 3 points 1 week ago

*Two spaceports, relatively close to one another.

[–] erusuoyera 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

You can buy self-adhesive, transparent rubber dots for the glass. 3 or 4 around the edge for the glass to sit on and it won't need to be perfectly level.

view more: ‹ prev next ›