earphone843

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[–] earphone843 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It could be an accident. I got pulled over because I was just cruising around the loop in my town on a Friday with my cruise control set at the speed limit.

At the time, my college didn't have school on Fridays, so as I passed the school I asked myself, "why are there so many cars when there's no school?" Then I saw the lights.

I still maintain that the school zone lights came on after I entered the zone since the school busses weren't even lined up yet, but I was driving at a safe speed for the road itself.

The cop thought so too, since I only got a ticket for 55 in a 35 instead of in a school zone.

[–] earphone843 11 points 2 days ago

Also, it's east texas. He's lucky they didn't toss some meth in the car and get him on that.

[–] earphone843 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Don't buy fresh produce. Frozen is actually better since it's frozen pretty soon after harvest.

[–] earphone843 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm about to start wearing my kilt in the rural south. It'll be interesting to see how it goes.

[–] earphone843 5 points 2 days ago

Thongs are the way to go. Say goodbye to swamp-ass. Jockey makes really good ones.

[–] earphone843 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like how they lead with weed smuggling instead of violent crime.

[–] earphone843 1 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't assume anything regarding Nvidia..

Before the 4090 it would have been logical to assume a $2,000 GPU wouldn't burn your house down.

[–] earphone843 18 points 2 days ago

Chiropracty is a scam.

[–] earphone843 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Regarding point 2, since it's in a rural area it's entirely possible that those addresses are neighbors. Numbers get weird outside of the city. Not that it excuses anything.

[–] earphone843 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The rape victims should have been a judge, I guess.

[–] earphone843 2 points 3 days ago

The science on this has been pretty conclusive for decades now.

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