dumpster_dove

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"All according to toshi keikaku"

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Their Authoritarian Oppression, our National Security concerns.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, Plato was ripped

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Length isn't everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

 

Korean Lenin & Marx

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Since no one mentioned XCOM 2 I'll pick that. For some reason it only lets me play it with War of the Chosen expansion, though, and it's very difficult. But I have fun getting my squad wiped because I'm masochist like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I just wish they'd add some more achievements

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I dual boot anyway to use some features on my scanner, so I might as well use that in case something doesn't run. So far I've been able to move all games I play to Linux. Older games tend to run better than on Windows, in my experience.

Before going with dual boot I was considering running a VM, which seems way cooler but also very tricky to set up properly with passthrough and all that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I for one am happy to have my ballsack free of weeds

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

trade-offer You receive: food, housing, affection, impunity around the house

We receive: right to play with you and cuddle when you're up for it

Idk what "Family Eunuch" means, and there's some fine print that I can't quite make out, but this job posting is too good to pass up

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Is it a bot or a bit or a bit of both

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I feel like I've seen that cat somewhere before..

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AITA? (hexbear.net)
 

I like to push boundaries and challenge people's prejudice every now and then. So I walked into the reception at work today, climbed a table, pulled down my pants, and took a huge dump on it. Somebody contacted security, who refused to hear me out and forcibly removed me from the premises.

People are up in arms about my "disgusting behavior" but they have yet to offer a SINGLE logical argument for why they think what I did was wrong. "It's unsanitary" Not if you don't touch the poop. Are you some kind of poop toucher? "It's offensive" that's your subjective opinion, hardly grounds to fire me. "People can't work like this, they are distracted by the smell" lady how prude do you have to be to pretend to never have been to a bathroom? It's a natural scent, you should be used to it.

Even HR couldn't come up with anything rational to say, they just told me not to come back to the office. The fact that everyone got so emotional about the whole thing must mean that I'm doing something right! Right?

 
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