dangercake

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forgot the name of website in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Sweet Jesus

What do you pay for your cellular service? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

UK, £10/mo 120G data, all you can eat voice/SMS (was an offer on smarty)

This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh you don't stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, how else are they going to learn "work the shaft while gently cupping the balls", from a demon?

This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Can we all agree to use "Sashayed in" rather than "hatched"?

Oracle hid serious data breach from customers, now hacker has it up for sale in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Omg we have the same friend! Also no 😬

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Radical anti-tax-avoidance measures hidden in the Spring Statement in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Tricky to pack their mansions, rental properties, our debt etc when they eventually go

Welcome in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh hi, any dead fly biscuits?