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[–] copymyjalopy 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] copymyjalopy 24 points 2 months ago

Thx. You legit got a smile out of me.

[–] copymyjalopy 196 points 2 months ago (11 children)

A few years ago I was struggling with body image and was starting to feel worthless and invisible in my marriage. When I tried expressing these feelings to my wife (really just trying to make an emotional connection) her response was curt and to the point: "You don't have body image issues. I'm the one struggling with my weight."

And that was it. I've never felt more alone in my life.

I like to stack empty toilet rolls concentrically. So far my record is 12. in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 10 points 3 months ago

I love this community. All the strange things us dull men get up to.

If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body reabsorb some of the water? in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for that image...

hmmm in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 11 points 3 months ago

This is far more interesting than the robot.

Roughly how long does a single orgasm last for you on average? in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 9 points 3 months ago

The most disappointing: 5 seconds. These usually just sneak up on me during sex and aren't super pleasurable or fulfilling. Usually when I'm multitasking (sucking nipple, rubbing clit, supporting body on other hand)

The best: 20ish seconds. Long pleasurable buildup, ejaculations and muscle contractions are less sharp. Usually also comes with a lot of cum too. Brain ceases to function for a good minute or so as well.

I'm male if that isn't obvious.

What in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 1 points 3 months ago

Hey Costco literally sells a version of these buns. They're super tasty. The chicken is just really really stringy chicken in a savory sauce. Highly recommend.

put the phone down in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 5 points 3 months ago

Fuckin' been there

Which one of you made the post? in c/noncredibledefense

[–] copymyjalopy 11 points 3 months ago

This is legit fucking stupid and I love it

What's the weirdest place you've slept? in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 8 points 4 months ago

This guy naps

If you need an absorbing dungeon RPG this winter, here's one with over two billion floors in c/[email protected]

[–] copymyjalopy 3 points 4 months ago

Golgotha is a truly brutal midgame dungeon.