Masturbation to get things started. CPAP machine to make sure I don't suffocate in the middle of the night. Ear plugs to muffle out all the little noises.
copymyjalopy
joined 2 years ago
My hope was to have to resort to less violence to get my grounds out.
Yep, this was the 2ish year mark.
Yep, just twist and the burr comes right out.
Thx. You legit got a smile out of me.
A few years ago I was struggling with body image and was starting to feel worthless and invisible in my marriage. When I tried expressing these feelings to my wife (really just trying to make an emotional connection) her response was curt and to the point: "You don't have body image issues. I'm the one struggling with my weight."
And that was it. I've never felt more alone in my life.
I love this community. All the strange things us dull men get up to.
Thanks for that image...
This is far more interesting than the robot.
The most disappointing: 5 seconds. These usually just sneak up on me during sex and aren't super pleasurable or fulfilling. Usually when I'm multitasking (sucking nipple, rubbing clit, supporting body on other hand)
The best: 20ish seconds. Long pleasurable buildup, ejaculations and muscle contractions are less sharp. Usually also comes with a lot of cum too. Brain ceases to function for a good minute or so as well.
I'm male if that isn't obvious.
ICE was patrolling outside of my son's high-school today and all through out our downtown.
To be clear this is in San Diego county.
This is really starting to scare me.