Plz post an update after!
copymyjalopy
joined 1 year ago
Do I want to dress like the girl in the middle? Sure. Do I have the booty to fill those shorts? I do not.
So my "routine" is to not purposefully exercise at all.
Hear me out.
Working out at gym or just lifting for the sake of exercise drives me crazy. I always want to be accomplishing something or getting something done. So I bike to work twice a week. That's 18 miles round trip in a hilly area. Great for cardio and legs. I also rock climb with my son twice a week for roughly 2-3 hours. So thats uppwr body and hand strength. Throw in an "active" weekenf life and i get plenty of exercise.
Now diet is the big one. Last year, after some experimentation I removed nearly all sugars from my diet. The calories I would have consumed from straight sugars I replaced with complex carbs (bread, pasta, rice). It was a hard transition to make and I had to teach myself to crave different things. But the result was 40lbs down over one year (205 > 165ish) . I can see my abs (not a super 6 pack or anything) and I get those sexy little hip lines that my wife loves. The one downside is that none of my pants fit and I have to cinch them with belts.
Mine is excedrin and a big ass cup of coffee
I'm not into dudes, just their dicks.
As a fellow crafty, cooking, mostly straight dude, I'm sorry to hear people calling your generosity and thoughtfulness "gay."
It was a homemade video, probably shot on a phone. It was of a hetero teen couple on a bed (white, beautiful bodies). They both started with swumsuits on. I distinctly remember the girls blue bikini bottoms. The few words they spoke were in French. It was a long 20-30 minute video. They did all the usual things but looked fantastic doing it. I really enjoyed how "into it" they both were.
Those bikini bottoms really did something for my lizard Brain.
The video disappeared into the xhamster hole.
Snake River Conspiracy
Yes, got mine after my 2nd kid was born. Definitely a good choice for me and my wife. Neither of us like condoms and every horminal birth control she's taken has caused more problems than they were worth.
Jesus...
I don't know if this is what you're looking for but i feel the same way and found myself reading a lot on Literotica. I use MS Edge and have it read the stories aloud since I don't like sitting and reading.
I'm a 43 yo bi guy and I've delved into all sorts of genres. Even though I don't masturbate to it immediately, it does make the experience better later in with my usual porn.
Also, it's the only way I get to feel a lot of those giddy, sexy, excited feelings I got when I was a younger lad.
PS. You can install Edge on Android.
Bummer he wasn't what you're looking for. But a new friend is also a great thing to find.