carpelbridgesyndrome

joined 2 years ago
[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 13 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that's the onion

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 11 points 1 month ago

I really want to see them get the water drone with an aim-9 working.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 11 points 1 month ago

No he's thrown 2000% tariffs around at least once in the last few months. Fortunately for all involved he seems to have stopped doing that and switched to something a tiny bit less stupid.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson demands the return of the throbbing dick vein to the demasculated Mars bar.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 9 points 1 month ago

Did they really need to copy the font? There are small things they could have done to make this not so blatant.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 1 month ago

I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 4 points 1 month ago

I have bad news for him. They can't see firetrucks reliably.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 6 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately the US has a standing legal obligation to invade the Hague in this case cause the 9/11 era Congress had brain worms.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 1 month ago

Oh God this is the first time they've had to deal with wet weather isn't it? Hopefully the brakes work.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Easy. Just build a giant ball of telescopes and ban water

Edit: Kinda forgot about the horizon. Ban the earth too. Better yet ask the physicists to borrow their ideal frictionless vacuum.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a choice. You don't have to take it

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