carpelbridgesyndrome

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 4 points 5 months ago

I have bad news for him. They can't see firetrucks reliably.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 6 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately the US has a standing legal obligation to invade the Hague in this case cause the 9/11 era Congress had brain worms.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 5 months ago

Oh God this is the first time they've had to deal with wet weather isn't it? Hopefully the brakes work.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Easy. Just build a giant ball of telescopes and ban water

Edit: Kinda forgot about the horizon. Ban the earth too. Better yet ask the physicists to borrow their ideal frictionless vacuum.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's a choice. You don't have to take it

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 5 points 6 months ago

Its from Dr. Strangeglove

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

In fairness hibernation files need to be massive because they need to be able to store the full running state of RAM which on a reasonable computer comes out to 10s of gigs. If you want to hibernate Linux the swap partition will look similar.

Also no idea why virtual memory is counted there that's just a memory addressing method.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 6 months ago

And you can’t tell when something is active/focused or not because every goddamn app and web site wants to use its own “design language”.

The FireTV os is worse. The active focus indicator is different between pages of the OS ignoring apps. Oh and it changes constantly.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 14 points 6 months ago

Oh look a pair of Russian assets

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 6 months ago

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 6 months ago

They keep using "Mother" without explanation.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 1 points 6 months ago

He'll just leave the country

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