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I don't just rethink my programming decision but all my life decisions every night. Seem like Rust is the perfect language for me.

(Whipped cream) (Please note that I'm not a whipped cream supporter, I made this one for light theme users)

That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that's broken here, as you'd normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.

A woman comes to the doctor and asks "Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?" The doctor answers: "Sure, if it's enough to fill the tub."

(Black Plague) (Please note that I'm not a Black Plage supporter, I made this one for shots and goggles)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".

It's a bit like the shortest joke: A woman comes at the doctor....

Or in German: Kommt 'ne Frau beim Arzt...

This one works well in German and English, but I assume it's untranslatable in many other languages.

There are a lot of foods that taste better and better with every time you reheat them. Especially a lot of stews: Grünkohl, Bigos, Lasagna, Chilli con Carne, Pörkölt, all kinds of Curry etc.

Problem with reheating McDonald's is, that it's shit food to begin with. To get a decent menu out of McD leftovers you put them in the oven for 7 minutes, but make sure to replace them with a pizza 6 minutes before they're done.

These are, in fact, called 'lust lanes'.

They're called autological.

Isn't that true for most words describing words? 'Long' isnt a long word, 'short' is longer. 'Palindrome' is not a palindrome, 'adjective' is a noun, 'name' isn't a name, 'swear' isn't a swear-word...

I can ease your mind, it's only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1

Is woman short for womb-man?