This is what happens when you don't have the proper resources to run an establishment of this magnitude.

I should let everyone know, I am taking bribes.

I guess the snowflakes need special treatment.

You respawned at a checkpoint

Since when has exclusivity been a boon for gamers?

I never want to hear "job creators" as a reason for tax breaks and special treatment again.

Cool, now do billboards

If you're worried about people cancelling, maybe improve your service or reduce the cost so people are willing to stay before they want to cancel?

The real Uncle Iron would be disappointed in you.

Ikea ladda batteries, if manufactured in Japan, are identical to eneloop. Guy who did the testing: https://youtu.be/Jeo_hv-8bHI

Several times actually.

How is that not already the standard?