braiseit420

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're really tilting at windmills with that one, eh?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or the dreaded vagina dentata...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Related in name only. I loved the book and got curious about the movie.

What a boring useless mess of tropes. Brad Pitt travels the world and saves everyone. There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

You know what "Ford" stands for, eh?

Fix It Again, Tony.

But to add something to the conversation, my vote goes to Toyota and Honda.

Anecdotally: Had a 1999 Corolla that I drove into the ground, ignored oil changes, was a stupid teen, and it ran fine until I wanted automatic windows. Currently riding in a Nissan Altima, which seems to be pretty great (as long as the transmission doesn't fail, which they can do sometimes).

Parents had a Ford Eacort that was a lemon, and a Ford Escape that was a money-pit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Taxes are too high, government spending is out of hand, too many immigrants, and it's all the Liberals' fault.

That's it, I'm sawing off my legs! That'll show those Marxist bastards!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Alright everybody, I'm going to need you to tuck your pants into your socks."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Double your drip. Style, and profuse sweating.

Youll pry my sweaty selvedge denim from my warm indigo-stained hands.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an aside, here's Doug Stanhope's experience with insulting Thai royalty.

Doug Stanhope's $12,000 Asian Booboo

view more: next ›