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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it's not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let's hope you're good at that -- and if you are, you're going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I'm gay, so these last two points didn't bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"her shouting "fuck you" slowly stops as she realizes no-one else is joining in"

for anyone who can't decipher it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

oh, no, I am inhaling the dangerous chemical of dihydrogen monoxide! The horror!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

and that is why, aside from my first time being a fat bong rip (fuck you, Nik, that was a dick move), I have never intentionally inhaled smoke once in my life. It does not take an entire scientific study to figure out that inhaling hot smoke from something burning, and all the myriad chemical reactions therein, may not be the healthiest thing to huff.

now, that said, I do vape with a dynavap on a daily basis, so. Let's hope it's down to the smoke and not the plant itself.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I can't remember why I blocked them exactly, to be honest, but I remember thinking they were almost as annoying as hexbear users, and I can't be bothered to go have a second look now to see exactly why. Clearly, I was annoyed with them enough to block them, as the ones I listed above are the only instances I have blocked save for lemmynsfw (which is just because I don't care for porn in my feed).

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