agentshags

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[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] agentshags 4 points 5 months ago

Cystoscopies are great fun

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I actually didn't even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she'd been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I'm always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I'll go to Sam's and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we're practically married at this point all this old people stuff I'm doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I'm just glad we're finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we're able to talk about it and joke about it now.

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn't be up shit creek without a plunger

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[–] agentshags 11 points 5 months ago

Get more sleep

[–] agentshags 2 points 5 months ago

I have so many questions lol

This picture is redonk

Is the phone saying sleep apnea in mixed language?

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago

Completing Kirby had a few rough moments :p

[–] agentshags 2 points 5 months ago

TVP is some ADM fart filler

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago

Is this the new waffle House index?

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

About an hour ago. Had to leave my girlfriend's house to get ready for work and she was still in bed cuz she's lucky and has the day off. Next hopefully I'll get to hug my daughter after I am on my way out the door of my house. Maybe I'll hug my cat, if that mother fucker quits pooping on the floor

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago

I thought it meant that for a while also. I think it still can in the right context actually but maybe I'm wrong. It did lead to a lot of confusion in my earlier days though lol

[–] agentshags 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hallelujah Mountains / Ayram alusìng

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