Yeah, sometimes the best satire is just saying the quiet part out loud to highlight how warped the discourse is surrounding an issue. Like, they’re riffing off of The Onion’s sadly perennial headline whenever there’s a mass shooting:
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!
Yeah, it’s sadly believable. Ron is that much of a culture war stoking prick.
Age. Limits. And mandatory retirement.
Let that be the fucking legacy of every god-damn boomer.
Oh no worries, I totally get it! I was just linking for the sake of anyone reading the comments because those are both quality sites that are worth reading. I've found the name of this community can be kind of misleading, so it's not uncommon for people to be unaware of how many quality satire sites are out there besides The Onion.
Right? Solid satire, but just to give credit where it's due, this is from hard-drive.net which is a gaming/tech focused spin-off of a music satire site called The Hard Times. They consistently crack me up so just wanted to take the opportunity to credit them.
Trump’s feels were hurt and he’s going to spend the next four years going ballistic on anyone that he thinks wronged him. And the legal system has demonstrated no willingness to enforce the law when he’s concerned. So it will end up working in his favor.
Heck, if ABC’s recent capitulation is anything to go by, everyone will invariably bend the knee. Sadly, it’s not any more complicated than that. Fascist toddler has a temper tantrum, everyone else acquiesces.
"Get out and vote! Just this time. You won't have to do it anymore! Four more years, you know what? It'll be fixed, it'll be fine, you won't have to vote anymore." - Donald Trump, July 26th 2024
He meant it when he said that. He doesn't give a single shit what polling says about his plans. Americans already gave him what he wanted and thus no longer serve a purpose to him. He's going to get his tariffs no matter how much it fucks over the useful idiots that voted for this fascist dictatorship and there's nothing you can do about it. Because that's just what happens in a fascist dictatorship, so you're going to have to start getting used to it.
It was a k-12 private school in Madison, Wisconsin. It's being reported that one teacher and a student are dead (the shooter is believed to be the dead student), and two more students are in critical condition.
Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:
Edit: You seem to be mentally obtuse.
Whoever provided your education clearly did not do an adequate job.
And you sound like a fool making a futile attempt to sound smarter than you are, with all the success of a dog trying to drive a car. We're done here. Bye bye. 👋
Your mom sounds cool.