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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The Flinstones theme safe?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

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