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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The highlight of the article is:

“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

[–] pancakes 2 points 1 day ago

I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That was really good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").