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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").