Yurgenst

joined 8 months ago
[–] Yurgenst 30 points 4 months ago

Facebook: Here's a recipe for medium rare chicken breast, leave your social security number in the comments to unlock it!

[–] Yurgenst 15 points 4 months ago

That's giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He's a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

[–] Yurgenst 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't really understand what this person did. The only thing I see in kittenzrulz history taking about this is a post about not capitalizing "you"? Am I missing context?

[–] Yurgenst 15 points 4 months ago

Yellow crystals gotta be a speed upgrade right?

[–] Yurgenst 13 points 4 months ago

They would actually park 3 feet to the left so they could step out on to the BMW logo.

[–] Yurgenst 17 points 4 months ago

That's witerally cwazy. Skibidy rizz.

[–] Yurgenst 63 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

[–] Yurgenst 19 points 4 months ago

Don't forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

[–] Yurgenst 5 points 5 months ago

Rookie numbers

[–] Yurgenst 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It was a joke my guy. I didn't really expect that toilet water would cure depression lol. Also "just figure it out" has to be the worst advice for depression ever. If it was easy to figure out alone then no one would have depression.

[–] Yurgenst 26 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I drank that glass of toilet water and I still have depression, what now?

[–] Yurgenst 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Iiiiiits bouquet dear. And will you be showing up for my candle light dinner with riparian entertainment?

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