USSMojave

And make it in black or gray so it's impossible to find in an emergency👌

Friendly reminder that everyone should have one of these seatbelt-cutter-window-hammer things in their glovebox

Bulettes, obviously

We're either laughing or we're crying 🙃

Stuff like this makes me want to leave this country, and it'll only get worse. We're in for a real diarrhea shitstorm here people

Dems are not standing by, they just ran a whole goddamn election. That they were/are bad at that is not in question. You can be mad at them all you want for losing but don't act like they didn't try to warn us and do something about it

Gimp is fine

Buckle up buckaroos

Fuck them all (but not literally)

I'm definitely not going to read the whole thing (good grief that sucker is long)

Expand your horizons. Sometimes reading long things is worth it

As someone with formal education in electrical engineering, electricity is magic and we are wizards

I read this as "exhilarating loofah"