TopShelfVanilla

joined 1 year ago
[–] TopShelfVanilla 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm at the point where I really have to say 'so what?' about shit that aging, boomer rock stars of the cocaine fueled past say. Like really who gives a fuck what Alice Cooper thinks? He's always been a Gene Simmons level asshole main character personality type. He has only ever gotten attention by pissing someone off. This is easy. Let these people drift off into irrelevance. Stop allowing them to matter.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's almost as common as discussing computer operating systems in regular conversation

[–] TopShelfVanilla 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't try to make these people cool. Those are just villains. None of them are super. Just shit, evil human beings. Rich assholes that don't even have interesting back stories. They're just evil.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Iron Horse's bluegrass Metallica covers are also fantastic.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 10 points 1 year ago

Feral hogs tend to not be particularly good eating, actually. Too lean. They are incredibly destructive, and pretty dangerous too. They are a problem here in the Southern United States also. Why anyone would release hogs intentionally is unimaginable.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 10 points 1 year ago

What's wrong pig? You got nothing to worry about if you got nothing to hide.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 3 points 1 year ago

If the river was whiskey and I was a diving duck... I'd dive down to the bottom and I might never come up.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man is that a low bar to clear, or what?

[–] TopShelfVanilla 2 points 1 year ago

It's been years since I heard that. It simply never occurred to me that it might be on Spotify. Thank you kind internet stranger!

[–] TopShelfVanilla 5 points 1 year ago

Maggie doesn't really understand what words mean. She's like a parrot that just repeats the words that seem to get some kind of response when she first hears them.

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