This is the one. Right here, officer.

After all, you and me baby? Ain't nothin' but mammals.

And working eyes and common sense

Where's the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what's upsetting me.

He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.

There are only two types of people in this world I hate:

1. People intolerant of other cultures
2. The Dutch

Mathematically speaking, they should be converted to lemonade.

Sounds like you're telling me that everyone doesn't share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That's crazy, sir/madam.

Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it... One is all you really need.

You know... I think I did know that.

We should... We should be able to watch a little porn at work

I think you're thinking of All In The Family? OPs comment was regarding Big Bang Theory...