If you can't touch type while Espeon is helping then that is a skill issue.
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Truth really is stranger than fiction.
There is a reason The Onion is struggling right now.
Beautiful art as always.
That's the Swastidumpster in a nutshell.
The brakes completely disable the motor, that is when the brakes work.
Check the source.
My mistake, thank you for pointing it out.
It's not just The Onion though, they are basically holding up Global Tetrahedron right now.