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If a blue bird has blue babies and a red bird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies? in c/[email protected]

Conservative media conglomerate amplifies misleading attacks on Biden’s fitness in c/[email protected]

2 killed, 8 wounded in mass shooting outside Arkansas grocery store in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I used to be anti-gun, until I found out that Canadians own guns at the same rate as TEXANS. We Americans are losing our fucking minds. We're kept at each other's throats to distract us from the fact that the 1% are fucking us all over.

Some Colleges Will Soon Charge $100,000 a Year. How Did This Happen? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Most colleges are just sports franchises that just have higher education as a side hustle these days.

Every New Young Billionaire Is Nepo Baby in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Breaking news: water is wet.

XXX in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Laptop? How quaint. But my implant that connects me to the Musk Hivemind can project a laptop into my visual cortex to approximate a laptop, though in 2054 the most popular interface is similar to the dildocycle that Mr. Garrison invented on episode 76 of South Park.

Hillary Clinton tells voters to 'get over yourself' when it comes to Biden-Trump rematch in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Honestly I hate hearing her voice even more than Trump's, and I used to vote democrat.

Biden Will Try Again to Wipe Out Student Loan Debt for Millions of Borrowers in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am totally for free college. If we can't agree on that, the price should at least be capped or seriously reduced. It seems kind of convienient that the topic is coming up again in an election year. The problem is that both parties are beholden to the military industrial complex. With military recruitment at an all time low, they can't afford to just "give it away" (give it away, give it away, give it away now). The Rethuglicans will use their bullshit "bootstrap" argument, because they only give a shit about a problem when it affects them directly. The Demohypocrites will wring their hands and pretend to try to do something while ceding ground to Repubs so they can make a show of it. It's the corporations that own both parties, and nothing is going to change until we kick these entrenched douchebags out on their asses.

Also, look how easy it is for Congress and POTUS to approve billions for war in Ukraine and billions in money and weapons to keep the genocide in Israel going (with all of the afforementioned hand-wringing, of course).

California set to hike wages for fast-food workers to industry-leading $20 per hour in c/[email protected]

Candace Owens and the far-right influencer who helped make antisemitism mainstream in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anti-Zionism is not Anti-Semitism.

Free Palestine.

If you've been fooled, does that make you "a fool"? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This was Dubyah trying to quote the old saying that starts "fool me once, shame on you...". I used to think HE was dumb, now we have people in office that make him look like a Rhodes Scholar.

North Carolina appeals court upholds ruling that kept Confederate monument in place in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Or you could "borrow" a big ol' dump truck from a construction site (there are several construction sites in Alamance). If I did this I would back into the statue base to knock it over without destroying the engine, to make it easier to get away. I'm betting that at some of these sites, they might leave the keys in the truck just in case someone forgets theirs.